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Lost Laptop / Missing Macbook

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Update - Found!

Missing Macbook - Reward

It looks awfully like I’ve lost my Mac laptop in York on the 23rd of december at 10.24pm around the front of York railway station before I got a taxi.

If by some christmas miracle you’ve got it, opened it up, seen my username, and googled me, then do email me at tom@tomoldfield.com and I’ve got a reward for you for its safe return.

It’s worth a try.

Life Is Full Of Stuff

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Seriously, you have no idea.

Paisley Climax Ringtones

Friday, August 15th, 2008

After various sessions at Gav’s house poring over laptop and tape deck, I now have most of the recorded works of my teenage two-man semi-punk band on a format other’n tape for the first time ever!

If I went back in time and told my 16 year old self that, in the future, he’d be using the internet to publish snippets of his songs for use as mobile phone ringtones, my 16 year old self would have been pretty mindblown. But also faintly quizzical as to why his future self would be going about such an endeavour.

Nonetheless! A couple of clipped and filtered bits of Paisley Climax. With more to come. Download and use, then quail in horror each time your phone rings.

Deep Fried Candy | Dr. Spoons

Disclaimer for the uninitiated: We were an Ironic band. Mostly.

….Get it in a basket in the pub Yeah.

We are the Amalgamation Nation

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Nobody likes looking at an empty blog, so to give this, my new Wordpress blog, (and hopefully the blogging platform I’ll stick with for some time) a start, I’ve amalgamated all the posts from my other blogs to pop here.

Content plus confusion!

What more could you ask for?

Vampires love Einstürzende Neubauten

Monday, March 10th, 2008

It’s true. About halfway through the movie 30 Days of Night, there’s a scene in which a young girl vampire assaults the heroes, who realise she’s not from their town, and must have arrived with the vampires. The girl has tattoos, and isn’t yet in her teens, implying that she received those tattoos at the hands of her vampire bretheren. Bizarrely, one of those tattoos is the clawed symbol used by pioneering German industrial band Einstürzende Neubauten.

Ergo: Vampires love Einstürzende Neubauten.

More New T-Shirts

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Yep, I’ve been further tweaking at my lovely cheesy little T-Shirt Shop

New offerings include a few thangs I designed aaaages ago (15 years in one instance) and a few new ones….

The MegaCroissant is one I’ve had brewing in the back of my mind since I first got hold of a Megadrive/Genesis joypad.
Sh*t Flakes is a doodle I did a full 15 years ago, in Smartsketch, Flash’s precursor, likewise Magic Gav (With authentic torn Cobain shirt). The Zomby Fiction doodle is a random oldie I dug out of one of my old hard drives. I like it because the guy looks so terrified.

And with these, some newbies, freshly excreted from a cunning combo of my mind and photoshop:
Rawk is good and simple. You gots to tell people you rawk. Just like people should be reminded that it’s not about what’s in your pants. Take it as a Warning.

Go on, buy one. It’s less for the £1 of markup I get on the base price, it’s more about knowing my tees are out there, being worn!

Liz Fletcher’s Works

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Yes, our dear old friend Liz is about to get the posthumous web gallery that we kept almost making together while she was alive.

I’ll be setting up a flickr gallery and blog very soon for her, and making a little web shop where anyone can buy prints; the profits from these prints will eventually be used to make her some form of nice memorial, and to make sure her works stay online to see for all forever.

I have a really rather large swathe of her works and sketches to cover, but, Fletchers & Swinbanks: I need pictures of more of her works!

I know she’d not want so much fuss over her, but those of you that know her know she’s worth it.

Those of you that don’t know her, or her works - watch this space - I’ll blog it the second I set it up.

More New Tees

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Yup, yup. I’ve also redesigned my T-shirt shop storefront, so it looks a bit less… generic, now.

The new tees speak thusly: One is a play on your computer’s ctrl key, and freakishness. Another makes a faintly filthy play on the phrase “four on the floor“, there’s another computer key to strike fear into the heart of hitchikers all over the galaxy, and finally, for da laydeees, there’s a t-shirt with a corset on the front and back - for those moments when a real corset’s a bit much.

Go! Look! Buy?

Intel Macs + Linux

Friday, September 7th, 2007

Well, if it’s intel core, I may as well mix things up a bit, right?

Unfortunately, my black Macbook doesn’t boot from USB, but most linux distros that can live on a keydrive can be booted by CD. It’s these kind of distros I want to get into - I really like the idea that lots of PCs with dead HDs sitting around are perfectly serviceable web stations/media players, and can be pressed into use with just a boot cd and/or a keydrive.

As technology pushes further, more and more of the stuff we do on computers is online, and not always stored on the actual computer the user sits at. Between other people’s computers, one computer of their own with many a HD, and some kind of portable web device, (omfg, the new iPod) a cunning web ninja can pretty much do their digital living.

Anyway, Here’s the roundup.

DSL (damnsmalllinux) Booted fast-ish from CD, but during the bios process it clearly has trouble with the USB bus. Once booted, you can’t do anything - no mouse, no keyboard. All you’ve got is the power button. I’d be interested to hear if anyone can get a desktop intel mac to boot and run properly.

Feather Linux - likewise, I couldn’t get any inputs working with this distro.

Puppy looks like a good option because of its simplicity, but it clearly has trouble with the processor, as it runs at about 4 frames per second. Otherwise, it seemed to work. Ew to its choice of the full seamonkey suite as a web browser, though. Likewise, comments from other mac types please!

Ubuntu - ah, Ubuntu. The most maclike of linux distros. The one that requires a stormingly large keydrive if you’re going to play the keydrive OS game. Nonetheless, it boots and peforms just fine on my macbook. The touchpad’s second finger operations don’t work, but a ctrl-click bacomes a second click, as all hadrcore single-button mousers should know. A comfortably predictable result, since Ubuntu also supports powerpc processors.

So, for now at least, Ubuntu seems to be the Distro of choice for my learning Linux. More bloggynews later once I can be bothered to torrent some of the larger distros.

Blog Begins

Friday, September 7th, 2007

Yes, it does.

Since I’ve been a fairly diehard Apple Mac Ninja for about 13 years now, I thought maybe it was finally time to make a blog within which to sit down and geek out.

I’ll be casting concepts and opinions around, sharing tips and links thereto, and every now and again making with a tutorial or two for aspects for all-round digital living.

‘Twill be a miscellany. But it might be useful.

New Tees

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Yay, more new T-shirt designs!

There’s one with four comiclike panels illustrating a horrible night of insomnia and redeye.

The others are more illustrator-y… There’s the old Second Life favourite, “It’s not my fault your day is my night” …because an englishman online often finds this to be the case.

Finally, there’s a wise proverb of old, which old friends of mine might remember… Grow a Beard!

(Yunno, we posted it up all over the 6th form in 4-foot letters after a mad day with a laser printer? What do you mean you don’t remember?)

T-Shirt shop Open

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

Ah, yes. After picking around in Cafepress and spreadshirt, I found Printfection and am now finally happy enough with the way they work to commit to some of my t-shirt ideas.

Since they can do shipping to the UK in just one week, not two, they seem like a fine bet - and they have a 30-day money back guarantee, which ought to assure people who fear buying print on demand products.

So far, there’s only a few due to rampant perfectionism, but there shall be mooooore.

So! go see!

New Adventures in T-Shirts…
http://www.printfection.com/newadventures

Creole

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

One of my very first “proper” fonts, initially doodled 12 years ago in an A Level English lesson, is now retweaked, rebalanced and ready to emerge again at last.

Once my MyFonts foundry page is set up, Creole will be the first to hit the shelves, so to speak.

Also, here’s Creole’s page from the little E-picture-book I used in 1995 to distribute my fonts!

FontBlog Begins

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

Here’s where I’ll be blogging my progress of bringing my fonts, first made in 1995, back to the world’s designers.

Belkin Woe

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Wow, you’ve really got to hand it to Belkin. They make a cable router and USB G adapter for only £50.

What they don’t tell you is that the USB wifi adapter in the box can be any one of 4 versions. Only one of these versions has mac drivers on the belkin site, and what’s more, only for 10.3. It even says on the site: Please note that the Mac OS version is for OS 10.3 only, not for earlier or later versions of the OS. All this is despite the fact that the supplier had it down as mac-compatible, because the datasheets belkin provided them say so.

If that wasn’t enough, the router itself even came bundled with the wrong power supply. Not the wrong voltage, mind; It simply doesn’t fit the hole on the back of the router.

A not-so-quick call got me through to someone who, after as said I should get my drivers at zydas.com, which has clearly been reclaimed by its domain provider. I told them this, and the errrrred for a while before telling me I should download the lastest (Windows only!) drivers and try it anyway.

So, instead, I went forum cruising, and finally found mac drivers for it here and a manual here. But, with all that installed, and the damn thing up and running, I hit my final problem, which is the decider: The USB wifi adapter can’t see or connect to the router that came with it. Yeah, that’s right. It can see other networks, including the one 5 houses down, but it can’t see my own network, broadcast from a router supplied with it; the very network I’m using right now to blog this. From the same room as the worthless adapter.

So, up yours, Belkin; you’re supposed to like macs, not pretend you support them while pointing you lazily at the drivers your suppliers wrote, but you can’t be bothered to rebrand and distribute.

They’re even selling iphone cases on the front page of their site. I imagine they probably require windows mobile installing over the iphone’s OS, if this little performance has been anything to go by.

If I’d ran into this much hassle setting up a network for somebody on a tech consultant basis, The invoice would already outweigh the cost of the hardware. Which, incidentally, I am sorely tempted to leave out in the rain before returning.

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